“Great love never dies”
his long-suffering wife suddenly cries
“But this is more than I can bear
I’ll just tell you what you want to hear:
I am leaving but not the French Fries!”
75 IT IS NOT ALL GOLD THAT GLITTERS
When Harry and Sally invited us to their fiftieth commemoration
they had one strange and strict stipulation
In keeping with traditions of old
all gifts given had to be of gold
so we bought them a tin of Golden Syrup for the occasion!
76 OILING HIS JOINTS
The two were having a tiff
right there in the skiff
Because he brought out a bottle and she recoiled
and he claimed that if his joints were not oiled
rowing the boat would make him too stiff
77 JUST WARNING
Andrew McKenna had a boat
a horse, a cow and a stinking old goat
Each time McKenna became exceedingly drunk
he would scold the goat: Hell, you stink like a skunk.
Soon I will swap you for a pig or a stoat!
In South Africa today security plays a vital part in any business or private home. This book and the volumes to follow, will guide you step by step through the essential precautionary measures to be taken in protecting your family and valuables. From employing security guards, evacuation of your site and security measures to burglar bars and alarms in your private home.
a Book compiled by me from experience gained after 10 years in the security industry as Industrial relations officer with Nosa qualifications, 1st Aid, fire protection and also S.O.B. grade A.
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