Lucky Jimmy Carter
three times caught the garter
Each time went on with his life
took forty years to find a wife
just because he was a slow starter
SOME FIERCE MOTIVATION
In the bar I heard them chat
about one who did a hundred meters in five seconds flat
I was extremely surprised
but could never have surmised
that he was motivated by Africa’s fiercest cat!
JUST NOT FASTER THAN SOUND
The famous King Arthur
was in everything a master
He was perfect with the bow, regal on his steed
on which he thundered at an amazing speed
yet he never beat a fart as his horse couldn’t go faster
YOU GO, GIRL!
A farmer from Delaware
entered into the races an ancient old mare
While the rest were still struggling to begin
she was in the home stretch flying in
-then went on home, not liking people who stare
In South Africa today security plays a vital part in any business or private home. This book and the volumes to follow, will guide you step by step through the essential precautionary measures to be taken in protecting your family and valuables. From employing security guards, evacuation of your site and security measures to burglar bars and alarms in your private home.
a Book compiled by me from experience gained after 10 years in the security industry as Industrial relations officer with Nosa qualifications, 1st Aid, fire protection and also S.O.B. grade A.
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