I hear in Wagga-Wagga
somewhere in south eastern Australia
there are people completely content
to be that near to earth’s bottom end
but about that they never bragga-bragga
TOO PRETTY FOR HIS BOOTS
In rugby he was a first class hooker
but he left it to play snooker
When he was begged by his old coach
he had a fantastic reproach
No, I won’t stay such a good-looker!
NOT THE BODY FOR HER
Playing at prop was my big mate Mackie
who was as strong as an ox and a little bit batty
When he fell in love with a girl
who could pirouette and twirl
she said, Batty’s okay, but not bulky!
In South Africa today security plays a vital part in any business or private home. This book and the volumes to follow, will guide you step by step through the essential precautionary measures to be taken in protecting your family and valuables. From employing security guards, evacuation of your site and security measures to burglar bars and alarms in your private home.
a Book compiled by me from experience gained after 10 years in the security industry as Industrial relations officer with Nosa qualifications, 1st Aid, fire protection and also S.O.B. grade A.
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