I wish you could see how I contort like a ball
This front seat is really way too small
I slide and I scratch and I don’t get my footing
So here my plea, could you ask the cars to also stop hooting?
I’m a big boy, your strong boy, you have to remember
that I have a big head, four legs and a tail
So trying to fit all that on this Tazzies front seat
Is a task I’m battling, I’m bound to horribly fail
I know this is contravening some laws
but the back bed in this Carrie was just too much on my paws
I slid round and tucked my nails in the ground
But couldn’t stay down longer so front seat I was bound
But that turned out to be a far worse idea
have you ever tried to squash your bowl in your ear
I tossed and I turned to no avail
it seems there’s more room needed than for only my tail
When I finally found the only possible way
to curl up on the seat without flying away
I found that no matter even how hard mommy tried
her driving caused me to roll off in a steady slide
So here I am imagine now this
wrecking my brain to solve this problem that is
when I figured how to hold my big strong head
my arse fell off the seat and hit the gear stick instead
Mom I love you and can’t wait for our morning drive again
But may I please ask one favour before we begin
Can we go in your own car next time we drive
I’d like to preferably get there alive
In South Africa today security plays a vital part in any business or private home. This book and the volumes to follow, will guide you step by step through the essential precautionary measures to be taken in protecting your family and valuables. From employing security guards, evacuation of your site and security measures to burglar bars and alarms in your private home.
a Book compiled by me from experience gained after 10 years in the security industry as Industrial relations officer with Nosa qualifications, 1st Aid, fire protection and also S.O.B. grade A.
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