Extra extra
Read all about it
There’s a job for all
Whether it’s big or small
Yesterday yesteryear
And the extra extra read all ‘bout it
Offered vacancies of
Policeman, advocate, priest
In my days of school
I was taught that
The job I could do
From being a teacher, preacher
To nanny or nurse
The school of street
Teach our children today
In the morrow
How to survive
In their concrete jungle
A living they can make
Scant it may be
Rewardingly rich it will be
For those who possess
Street savvy and sense
Extra extra
Read all ‘bout it
There’s a vacancy
And junior it may be
For robbers and thieves
Desperate the need
For the high-jacking specialist
In an up-market chop-shop
Not yet noted on the JSE
Weapons training a recommendation
Experience a must
Stop press stop press
Urgent sale
Bargains by the score
Household goods galore
Possessed by previously advantaged people
The proceeds to be
The robber and thief’s UIF
Now ain’t it sweet
To be a miner in the street
No more shovel, no more pick
No more ore no more rock
Just shove your dynamite stick
Up a cash-in-transit van’s arse
But the job of jobs
Certainly is to be
The Capo di tutti Capi
Head of all heads
No education needed
Short of Corruption 101
Lier lier 202 and
How deep is my pocket 401
In South Africa today security plays a vital part in any business or private home. This book and the volumes to follow, will guide you step by step through the essential precautionary measures to be taken in protecting your family and valuables. From employing security guards, evacuation of your site and security measures to burglar bars and alarms in your private home.
a Book compiled by me from experience gained after 10 years in the security industry as Industrial relations officer with Nosa qualifications, 1st Aid, fire protection and also S.O.B. grade A.
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