There never was a guy like Elmore
no one as lucky to score
if he gambled he hit the jack pot
if he liked a girl she would be instantly hot
yet he constantly complained that life was a bore
55 LET HIM HAVE HIS WAY
Somewhere in Australia there grazed a silly sheep
who greatly longed to dive into the deep
he approached a canny old diver
who said that he could, for a fiver
but didn’t say that all diving sheep end up in a heap
56 SOME CONSOLATION
Sebastian loved this girl, Marianne Berry
who was as sweet as a cherry
she was never too bright
and on her feet not too light
but at least she was light on the sherry
57 NOT GOING INTO A DANGER ZONE
The day we discovered that Michael Mitchley
was just an awful old sissy
was when our leader said, I want three real men
to flush the beast out of its den
and Mitchley moaned, I am actually a missy!
In South Africa today security plays a vital part in any business or private home. This book and the volumes to follow, will guide you step by step through the essential precautionary measures to be taken in protecting your family and valuables. From employing security guards, evacuation of your site and security measures to burglar bars and alarms in your private home.
a Book compiled by me from experience gained after 10 years in the security industry as Industrial relations officer with Nosa qualifications, 1st Aid, fire protection and also S.O.B. grade A.
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