My birthday is approaching. I don’t usually get all stressed about it, it’s just another day and the numbers get higher that’s all. Anyway you’re as old as the man you feel. No that’s wrong! I’d rather be as old as I feel because my man is five years older than I am. But what really freaks me out is the fact that the big five-oh is just around the corner waiting, sniggering and rubbing it’s hands in glee.
Truth be told I don’t think I look that bad, as long as I’m dressed. Ah, my cheeks still glow even if it’s from power surges and those wrinkles are actually laughter lines and they show character. Actually it shows that the manufacturers of beauty products are full of crap, that’s all! And short of ironing my face they are part of me forever.
The benefits of getting more ‘mature’ are many. For one you learn to say mature instead of ‘old.’ You find out that you can get by on brains or charm for about fifteen minutes. After that you’d better have huge boobs. You even stop comparing yourself to others because you’ve found out that they are more screwed up than you are. And never ever try to control everything, it’s like farting against thunder, you’ll always come short! Best of all I have learned to say a four-letter word, but I’ll say “Gosh”, in six different languages.
In South Africa today security plays a vital part in any business or private home. This book and the volumes to follow, will guide you step by step through the essential precautionary measures to be taken in protecting your family and valuables. From employing security guards, evacuation of your site and security measures to burglar bars and alarms in your private home.
a Book compiled by me from experience gained after 10 years in the security industry as Industrial relations officer with Nosa qualifications, 1st Aid, fire protection and also S.O.B. grade A.
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