Since the beginning of time men have been complaining that the fairer sex always use their hormonal functions as an excuse to get away with emotional outbursts and tantrums etc. For instance if a woman is irritable, has mood swings or is grumpy she could be suffering from any of the following: PMS (Potential Man Slapping). Or she could be at that time of the month. If she's older she could be menopausal or experiencing her change of life. Or her body could be producing a surplus of a hormone called SMH (Slap Man Hard) due to pregnancy.
Men also have their excuses and quite a lot at that!
* When a man refuses to ask for directions could have (GCS, going in circles syndrome).
* A man who pays more attention to his pal than his partner is probably suffering from PCS (priority confusion syndrome).
* Another one is the remote control it¡¦s known as RCO (Remote Control Obsession). "Sorry Babe I never seem to know what buttons to press with you. Do you have a mute button?"
* Men who need a Sunday afternoon nap could be suffering from SSS (Sunday siesta syndrome).
* When men hear only what they want to hear they are definitely suffering from SHS (selective hearing syndrome).
* Men who scratch their privates in public have PMI (Primitive Male Itch).
And you guys say that women are the ones with too many excuses!
In South Africa today security plays a vital part in any business or private home. This book and the volumes to follow, will guide you step by step through the essential precautionary measures to be taken in protecting your family and valuables. From employing security guards, evacuation of your site and security measures to burglar bars and alarms in your private home.
a Book compiled by me from experience gained after 10 years in the security industry as Industrial relations officer with Nosa qualifications, 1st Aid, fire protection and also S.O.B. grade A.
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