Health nuts will really feel stupid one day when they lie
in hospital dying of nothing!
· Whenever I feel blue I start to breathe again.
· No one is listening until you fart.
· Always remember you are unique – just like everyone
else.
· Some days you’re the bug and some days you’re the
windscreen.
· A closed mouth gathers no foot.
· Exactly how much is a lifetime supply of something?
· Women who wear sandals with pantyhose should marry
men who wear black socks with shorts.
· Close your mouth when there are flies in the vicinity.
· We are born naked, wet and hungry, and then it gets
worse.
· Never wear polka dot panties under a pair of white
pants.
· If you can cry with joy, why can’t you laugh with
sadness?
· Life is like an onion, you peel it off layer-by-layer and
sometimes you cry.
· Never ever sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.
· Families are like chocolates, mostly sweet with a few
nuts in between.
· Forget health food, I need all the preservatives I can
get!
· Wrinkles don’t hurt.
· Sometimes you have to lose your mind before you come
to your senses.
· Being kind is more important than being right.
· When life hands you lemons don’t make lemon juice,
make caipirinhas.
In South Africa today security plays a vital part in any business or private home. This book and the volumes to follow, will guide you step by step through the essential precautionary measures to be taken in protecting your family and valuables. From employing security guards, evacuation of your site and security measures to burglar bars and alarms in your private home.
a Book compiled by me from experience gained after 10 years in the security industry as Industrial relations officer with Nosa qualifications, 1st Aid, fire protection and also S.O.B. grade A.
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